A team manager called to report that her computer "isn't working". She said that her laptop switches on but doesn't seem to be coming onto her monitor. So I head up to their floor to see what was going on. Inspect the laptops (the team manager's and her colleagues') they were on. I look at the monitor and poked at the power buttons on both monitors and OMG!!! they turned on!!!

I kind of wonder if they even tried to check if the monitor was switched on?!

Probably not.^^
Some people forget to check the most simple things when they are under pessure.

It's a mistake more common than PPL like to admit... Being in tech support myself I know a lot of PPL have the same kinds of issues. One of my faves for computers is, "My cup holder broke and needs to be repaired." (They're talking about their CD Rom Drive...)

I remember that one!

Aww... there was another email I had somewhere with some funny helpdesk calls too... See if i can find it..

Here we go...


Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk...sorry

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates damnit!

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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it
says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find
it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: No.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
happening...

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!


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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4
hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around
>it?

haha classic......reminds me of the IT crowd when tht guy jus plays the recording machine for his calls